How do Pathans practice safe sex

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hina rabbani's husband and his husband, firoz gulzar who is a pathan .......

Pathan to sindhi: tell me a joke in which i am n.......

Pathan: i fucked a woman on a rail track.
sindhi: how was s.......

Pathan's wife: have you heard? professor hamid from our apartment house is a gay.
pathan: waw, .......

Two pathan couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. when they get there, one couple suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial.
after 2 hours of solid sex by .......